Welcome to the Premier League, Poindexter!
We don’t know how they do things in Russia, but by the looks of things Tottenham’s new striker needs to work on his posing. Even the most wet-behind-the-ears Premier League stars know to adopt a pout or a gang sign when they sniff a photographer, they certainly don’t start gormlessly waving in a shirt made of strobe lighting, like Roman Pavlyuchenko - it’s just so uncool. The Spoiler suggests studying the work of Beckham, Ferdinand, Rooney, Lampard and other hip footballing hunks who know what it takes to smoulder.
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3 responses so far
1 Luis // Aug 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Maybe we all got it wrong…Pavlyuchenko came to North London not to be part of the striking lineup, but to set up the first European Carsson Kressley Institute.
Silly us…
2 GunnerGirl08 // Aug 31, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Hahaha! Awww, he looks about 13 in the face! Great player though (unfortunately)
3 YidManJo // Sep 1, 2008 at 9:03 am
lol!. . .however, you’ll all be laughing on the otherside of your face when hes 20+ goals by the end of the season
:-p