36 responses so far

• 1 mag // Sep 2, 2008 at 3:55 pm

  What a prick you are.

• 2 Big Al // Sep 2, 2008 at 3:59 pm

  wot a tosser. u and the national press.

• 3 this site is shit // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:02 pm

  tit

• 4 dave v // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  the real reason he is going is because we could have been in the ownership of the Arabs, and Ashley blew the chance of a lifetime to become a huge club.
  Keegan must have been sickened by Ashley’s greed and stupidity.
  Do you understand now you prick.

• 5 Davies // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  Brilliant. I bet you’ve got a degree and everything.

  By the way, your mum likes that position too. Is that where you got the idea?

• 6 kingkev // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm

  Hilarious. I hope Newcastle do a Leeds.

• 7 yemenal // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:19 pm

  Newcastle are a joke club, always have been. This is just the latest comedy fuck up in an endless list. Nothing wrong with a bit of humour to point that out.
  Things got tough, Keegan walked. Again. Surprise surprise.

• 8 dave v // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:27 pm

  I don’t know which team you support dickhead but unless its citeh you are going to be overwhelmed. Wake up and smell the roses. If your a manu fan it bloody well serves you right.
  Citeh are going to buy your team and guess what I will laugh. We will see how bib manu are in 2 years joker.

• 9 YOU LITTLE COCK // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:32 pm

  what is the point in this crap article. you really are a prick.

• 10 So Funny // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:36 pm

  Can’t stop laughing at you lot what a joke and what a joke Newcastle United is….as you can tell not a NUFC fan like your chave of an owner…the whole PL is having a good laugh tonight..big club ..big fat chairman with lemmings for supporters….good luck getting a new victim (sorry manager)…who in their right mind would want to mange you lot …maybe Dennis…sorry got to go can’t stop laughing…just feel sorry for KK…

• 11 peter // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:37 pm

  RYAN BAILEY GO AND SUCK WISES KNOB U PRICK

• 12 anthonyOA // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:43 pm

  i will die laughing if Newcastle ends up being run and managed by “southern softies”. ahahahahahahahaha.

  denis wise is a moron. really.

  KK is just too emo for his own good. he needs to grow a pair and stick it out for once in his life. christ, the fans need him.

  xisco has probably got his head buried deep in his hands right about now.

• 13 anthonyOA // Sep 2, 2008 at 4:44 pm

  excelent photoshop by the way.

  KK has a sterling tan going on with his limbs.

• 14 anthonyOA // Sep 2, 2008 at 5:46 pm

  ALERT: THE GERRY CURLED ONE HAS NOT BEEN SACKED.

• 15 newcastle = doomer // Sep 2, 2008 at 5:52 pm

  hahaha hilarious. keano!

• 16 panik // Sep 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm

  “chave ”

  lol is that a posh way of saying chav :)

  i love seeing the public whipped up into a frenzy by the media…puppets on a string…or is that muppets? :)

• 17 joe foster // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm

  press once again trying to shit stir at the toon.

• 18 honest abe // Sep 2, 2008 at 6:52 pm

  WHEN DID KEEGAN EVER PLAY FOR ARSENAL?!

  I think someone’s got some explaining to do! lol

• 19 cockneysareshite // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  What a shit site run by a bunch of unamusing fucking losers. Why dont you fuck off you southern twatbags. As for Man u, get ready to live in citys shadow you self satisfied fuckpigs
  Fuckyou very much

• 20 dennis-not-so-wise // Sep 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  how do you spell joke ? n- u - f - c

  what a shower of black and white shite you really are!

  your chairman is your leader - says it all really - he’s a fat prick as well!

• 21 Big Jill // Sep 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm

  Thats why keegan put Barton on on Saturday - just to say f*ck you to ashley. Ashley is great; keegan is a prat. His defence of Barton has enraged Mike Ashley and got him kicked out. Toon fans that support keegan over this should hang their heads in disgrace

• 22 KMAG // Sep 2, 2008 at 11:28 pm

  there has been no end of humiliations in the public eye, followed up by tens of arseholes just like you and ever other twisted mofo that takes satifaction from it. But weve been through it before and we will be there to shit on you from a height when our time comes and you will vhange your colours when your sucess runs dry. watch the cockneys and the manks all turn to city, watch them grow sad little versions of themself that also follow glory let them crow with there heads up there arses a big fuck you 2 all them. our support is second to none… your support is fucking shit NUFC4Life

• 23 anthonyOA // Sep 2, 2008 at 11:56 pm

  LOL. Newcastle fans are so emotional. It’s a shame they don’t have any cups to collect the litres of tears they’ve shed over the past 50 odd years.

• 24 carl - liverpool fan // Sep 3, 2008 at 1:55 am

  liverpool fan here, we take a following to the toon, a lot of shared personel ie keegan, mcdermott, dalglish, rush, barnes, owen etc. very similar cities, a lot of my friends r from the toon so i take a little interest in affairs at the toon.

  hows about the press and every other muppet with somethin to say just back off and leave them to get on with it? keegan is gold for the toon, knows the club, has real passion which is lackin from the modern game, get rid of the idiot dennis wise and then u will see the true keegan. mike ashley needs to jog on and/or remove wise immediately. give king kev thefreedom to make his own management decisions.

  the fans dictate the toon, what was roeder and allardyce about? pointless, u have to be special to do somethin with the toon, only two people king kev and shearer, NOT wise or any other random extra with no connection to the club. the toon is about passion, keegan should be left alone to work his undoubted magic, the man can have his teams playing some wonderful football.

  get off keegans case, stop the lazy journalism and let keegan bring back the days of liverpool toon 4-3 thrillers - keegan is a legend who needs time, freedom, and support.

  howay the toon!!

• 25 carl - liverpool fan // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:01 am

  anthony - obviously you are a chelski fan, its the only explanation for your complete lack of knowledge and disregard to true footballing history, newcastle have no cups in 50 odd years? ok, 50 years takes us to 1958, 50 odd years? ok lets take it to 1950. can a genuine toon correct me if im wrong but its my understand newcastle won the fa cup 3 years out of 4 in the 50’s? tell me when ur club last managed that, and EVEN if you happen to be a united and please dont tell me ur a liverpool fan, you still have no basis for that crap comment. one thing the toon have is atleast genuine loyal fans, our fans for liverpool support our team through thick and thin, same as toon, we know what its like to be genuine fans, not dirty cockneys supporting the mancs or dirty russian oil stained chavski fans.

  think you should take a step back and show some respect for a club that deserves a bit of a break from idiot shit stirrers like u.

  feel big standing there pointin the finger an laughin at newcastle? i was doin the same when ur mam offered it me on a plate, only thing that ho good for was puttin me tabs out in her eye.

• 26 carl - liverpool fan // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:06 am

  incidently, wy do dirty mackems feel the need to comment on toon affairs? how about u go and pretend that that dirty irish manc is gonna make u successful.

  go back and worship peter the monkey,

  dirty mackem, dirty f*ckin mackem

  monkey brain

• 27 anthonyOA // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:19 am

  I’m a yiddo so you can scrap 3/4 of the shite you just wrote mate.

  We won the Carling cup last year and dicked on arsenal 5 - 1 in the process. If Newcastle had done that, there’d have been a ticker -tape parade and blow-up floats of gullit, allerdyce, souness, bobby robson, roeder, and dalglish lining the tyne. (yes. 7 managers in 10 years and zero tropheys in that time. i wonder where they went wrong.).

  Newcastle will gain my respect when they can:

  a. stop backing their misfit star players over their managers. (bellamy, owen, dyer, bowyer, the list goes on).

  b. find a chairman that actually wants to back the manager they put in…. with money, not penny sweets.

  c. and hold onto a manager for 12months. hold tight.

  This whole Ashley BS is just that. I knew he hired KK just to gain popularity. He’s using kev as a front while Not-So-Wise is in the wings undermining him at every turn.

  If Kev hasn’t left by now, he’ll leave soon, and i don’t blame him. Newcastle’s squad is already depleted without No-Cashley & Not-So-Wise selling the furniture around him.

• 28 carl - liverpool fan // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:39 am

  utter rubbish, if ashley wanted wise in he would of just put him in,by puttin keegan in first as a popularity tactic he would merely be setting himself up for an even bigger fall in the end by removing him.

  wise was clearly put in to try and keep an eye on keegan as keegan has made the odd dodgey transfer which all managers r prone to, ie fergie for one, or all the crap that ramos has bought.

  quite funny this, a spurs fan has the cheek to slate another club??? do me a favour, atleast last year u got a mickey mouse cup final to play in, you usually only play 2 against the arsenal. spurs r a severe joke, dirty cockneys, suppose ur gonna tell me that ramos will take u to the champs lge eh? with awful buys like hutton it aint gonna happen. modric? a kid who will be sold on for about a quid in a year or two, or dos santos who u all rave off coz u buy him on football manager? if he was any good barce wouldnt of let him go u tool, and pavlyuchenko? behave, serguy rebrov in disguise or what eh? go and play with yourself thinkin of aaron ” i have no skill only pace” lennon,

  suppose ur reply to this will be spurs will break the top 4 this year and then fail miserably even gettin into the top 10.

  by the way can spurs fans talk? i mean in all the years of following liverpool home and away ive never heard spurs sing a song, just curious if your dumb? well, i know ur all dumb, but can your lot speak?

  howay the gunners in the north london derby

• 29 Big Al // Sep 3, 2008 at 6:59 am

  Carl- Liverpool fan. Great comments. They were Chelski fans - They’ll be Man City fans by the end of the season!

• 30 Kevin Keegan // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:09 am

  Hi, Kev here.

  Yes I am a emotional twat, yes I defended Barton when i shouldn’t of, yes I am lacking in any tactical nouse, yes I do walk out when the going gets tough.

  But all you N-U-F-C-small club twats new that anyway.

  Now get used to being a small club you cunts….

  Kevin.

• 31 Skedowski // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:29 am

  Kev,

  It’s “Yes I defended Barton when I shouldn’t have”… not “Shouldn’t of”

  and its “knew”.. not “new”

  dick

• 32 Southern media // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:30 am

  There’s been lots of talk over the last few days from players, managers and owners all eager to take their clubs forward. At least Mike Ashley and his friends who run Newcastle have the strength of character to stand apart from that herd mentality.

• 33 Ivorr Reddun // Sep 3, 2008 at 11:14 am

  What is wrong with the Newcastle fans on this site?

  I’m a Toon fan and I think its hilarious.

  The fact that Toon fans around the world are baying for Wise’s head because they think he is actually doing that to Keegan would suggest a major lack in the sense of humour department.

  Lighten up!!

• 34 shaun // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm

  i totally agree with carl in everything he has said,
  we all believe in kevin.

  And to the “yiddo” twat, we came a place behind your great club last season we also beat you 4-1 the same season your illustrious club turned in a great shift of a season at 10th for the money spent and the players at your disposal… tut tut poor form.

  All this coming from a club buying Darren Bent for 16.5 million and watching in the same season another club selling one of the greatest players to strut his stuff (Henry) go to barcelona for less

  and now loosing your two best players?

• 35 Whothefuckru // Sep 4, 2008 at 6:58 am

  … didn’t know they allowed brats in kindergarden to play with computers… Funny though, none of the little PUTA’S that call NUFC a joke and have a laugh states wich club they cheer on!? Is it ManU, you pathetic wanna-be’s!
  Or Chelsea? No that’s right, you’ve all changed to City now that they’vr got the cash and Robinho…. Go showe a bamboo up your a** and feel it grove!

• 36 Whothefuckru // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:20 am

  Dear AnthonyOA

  Whats so great and heavenly about Spurs?
  Didn’t you buy the Spoiled Brat of all - Jermaine Fish-bowl Jenas? That was Ã¥ success. Yeah, worth every 8,5 mill! Jackass!
  Oh I wish I too had a toothpick for a dick, then I could cheer on the Spurs…
  Mind your own business and let Keegan do his thing!
  By-the-way How many managers have Spurs had in 10 years? from 1997 You’ve had 8!!!
  And you’re proud of 1 cup trophy?
  Again, mind your own business!