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Robinho wants to make it quite clear that he didn’t move to Manchester City for the money, which is why he took a helicopter to training this week
[The Offside]

Abbey Clancy looks rather good in her latest photoshoot
[FHM]

Video: Skateboarding on the Autobahn, anyone?
[Grid Crasher]

Has Michael Ballack kissed and made up with Oliver Bierhoff?
[Bild]

US Open tennis: Andy Murray must end the curse of debuting semi-finalists
[chickendinner]

Chaos at Portsmouth as Harry Redknapp forgets to close the transfer window
[The Gaffer]