…then check out Roque Santa Cruz’s Paraguayan strike partner!

Don’t let the gut and ill-fitting jeans fool you - the man in the picture above is a professional football player. Club America’s Salvador Cabañas has been blighted by poor form and an injury of late, but the 28-year-old Paraguayan’s fortunes on the lady circuit have clearly never been better. Yet his success with the type of girls who will happily get naked in a bar probably isn’t down to studying ‘the game’ with Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo, but rather his wise decision to shave off his trademark ponytail.

[Machochip]