Make some money on music, cool cats

If you’re the kind of guy who can just get up in the morning, slip into some red skinny jeans, and spend thirty minutes making sure that it looks like you haven’t even checked your hair today, then you’re probably already totally over this year’s Mercury Prize. I mean, honestly, who even listens to The Last Shadow Puppets any more, right?

For the rest of us, our pals at Chickendinner have kindly explained who everyone is, and who might win.