Does ANYONE want to work with Wise?

Oh dear, poor Newcastle fans. After all their persistent bonkers talk about being the best club in the world, no one appears to fancy them. Granted, that might have much to do with the hideous Gollum-like character they have working for them, but the word on the street is that even Dennis Wise’s pal, Gus Poyet, isn’t particularly interested.

“I’m very happy here, I’ve had almost a year back at the club with Juande and Marcos,” he told a worried young Tottenham journalist, “this is just speculation, and it is all too easy because of my relationship with Dennis Wise - it’s nothing to worry about and all I intend to do is relax and continue with my job.”

And then everyone presumably hugged.

[Tottenham Hotspur]