Else he might end up doing a mural…

Even after a 3-0 win against Chile at the weekend, Man City’s new Christ, Robinho, was livid. The Chileans hadn’t lined up against he and his Brazilian cohorts with the right quota of respect - the idiots had tried to play them at their own game! So he did what any infuriated artist would do - he punished them with some brutal changing room graffiti.

“There must be respect for the best team in the world” he scrawled on their walls, like a skillful footballing Banksy, and when quizzed about his involvement in the vandalism, he puffed his chest out and admitted everything.

“I was the one who wrote it,” he said. “Chile should have respected Brazil for our tradition… they thought it would be easy.”

The likes of Bolton, Wigan, Arsenal, Villa, Sunderland, Man United, Newcastle etc… you have been warned.

You better show some respect to the ninth best team in the Premier League. Or else.

[Machochip]