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Emmanuel Adebayor ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool

Elisabetta Gregoraci - the hottest WAG in F1
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Has (fat) Ronaldo found himself a new country?
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Samuel L Jackson’s top 10 golf outfits
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An excellent reason for closing down MySpace
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Could Oliver Kahn replace Jurgen Klinsmann at Bayern?
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