AC Milan shirts make you look fat…
Fatties are horrible people, always searching for excuses for their big blubbery bellies - I’m big boned, it’s genetic, I’m actually really quite ill, seriously. But now footballers with squodgy stomachs, like Ronaldinho, really might have a valid excuse for their sickening obesity, because studies have been carried out which prove that vertical stripes make you look fat.
Long has it been preached that verticals are slimming and horizontals are widening, but Peter Thompson, a “perception expert” from the University of York’s Psychology Department recently asked people to decide which women in striped dresses looked slimmer, and Joe Public went for the ladies in the horizontal ones.
Hence, AC Milan was a terrible terrible move for the podgy Brazilian. He’s never going to get laid.
In hindsight, he should surely have gone for Celtic, Reading or QPR. Or somewhere where they wear just black, like, um… New Zealand?
4 responses so far
1 Juano // Sep 12, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Funny thing, Ronnie, has always played for teams who sport vertical stripes, Gremio, PSG, Barcelona and now AC MILAN. Ronnie only escapes it, when in the Brazilian uniform….
2 Husam // Sep 12, 2008 at 11:57 pm
who ever wrote dis article is really jealous cause he or his family also cant perform like dinho. u sucks. so why not u start writing about pimps and about gay. that suits u most. sucker
3 alessio // Sep 13, 2008 at 5:58 am
Although the pic of him overweight at that Charity match was of him in a black jersey….
4 lily // Sep 17, 2008 at 12:44 am
GOod thing that you can take the shirt away, but for the person that write the article, can not escape stupidity and arrogance.
Go to hell and burn in there, suckker\\\