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It looks like Cristiano Ronaldo has treated himself to some new wheels
[Grid Crasher]

Ten Italian managers who are (arguably) better than Gianfranco Zola
[Soccer Advise]

Jennifer Lopez is now a triathlete
[Poilte Applause]

Schalke captain Macelo Bordon is in trouble for calling a referee a ‘puta’. In Portuguese, that’s not a very nice word
[Bild]

Football Betting: Kevin Keegan is now at evens to return to Newcastle
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Real Madrid and Manchester City are reportedly chasing Arsenal’s man of the moment
[Caught Offside]

Newcastle are now denying they have ‘sacked’ Alan Shearer
[Football 365]