Will the strolls and lunches never cease?

At a sprightly 31-years-old, it looks like Freddie Ljungberg - until a few days ago presumed missing (by The Spoiler) - might have hung up his boots for good. The big question is whether the goal-scoring underpants model has gone to New York to craft some kind of alternative career in fashion.

He’s been spotted brunching at all the right diners, he’s spent years showcasing stupid hairstyles, and ridiculous trousers. He’s definitely got what it takes. But can he correctly oscillate between heavy drug use and bulimia? Only then could he truly make it in the fashion business.

Talking of which, it’s London Fancy Dress Week at the moment, and below is a picture from it….