Robbie Savage keen to prove he isn’t a blonde bimbo

Obviously discontented with driving his fleet of luxury cars around all day long, Derby midfielder Robbie Savage will be heading off to university. He will be attending a two year course at the Stafford University, tackling one of the most challenging courses available - media studies:

“Having been on the receiving end of the media all my career I’m going to start learning the tricks of the trade.”

Savage was in great danger of developing some sort of likeable quality after declaring this studious intention, but he proceeded to remind us all why he’s actually quite irritating:

“I’ll be careful on the campus though and not park the old Lamborghini outside the students’ union.”