Who says tough guys don’t wear panties?

It’s been quite a day for footballers letting it all hang out. First Jermaine Pennant casually turned up for work in just a pair of socks, and now John Terry has been caught fraternising with enthusiastic fans whilst in the process of peeling his trousers off. Of course, some people might question what the England captain is doing removing his clothes in what appears to be a busy European corridor, but those people are exactly the kind of detectives The Spoiler prefers to avoid.

On a different note, has JT been attending the same fake tan application classes as Lampsie?

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