Meanwhile, on the internet somewhere…

Why not enjoy today’s link dump to the sounds of James Pants?

All of tonight’s important Carling Cup action examined and investigated

[Chickendinner]

Ten people who might harbour enough self-hatred to buy Newcastle

[The Offside]

This is NOT how cheerleaders are supposed to behave

[Machochip]

Lee Westwood backtracks on Ryder Cup crowd abuse

[Polite Applause]

An interesting young Australian model/actress called Nicky Whelan

[via With Leather]

Man in looks like Lewis Hamilton shocker!

[Grid Crasher]