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Allow those lovely Wu-Tang boys to hold your hand and take you into the weekend….

Fernando Alonso shames himself on telly

[Grid Crasher]

Sturdy UFC Ring Girl Edith Labelle

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Platini’s Dad sorts out the Wenger debacle

[The Offside]

Brazilian side outlaws fatness

[Machochip]

The ultimate football statistics site

[Stats Centre]

Nadal caught with his pants down

[Polite Applause]