If in doubt, look tough

Whenever a new generation comes through, it’s the job of the older generation to toughen them up, show them how to be men. This generally involves standing nonchalantly chatting with your feet as far apart as you can get them, or doing that back and forth drying motion with a towel between your legs after a swim. As far as we can tell, Fabregas has definitely done one of those things (pictured).