Also appearing on a computer near you…

What would Jeff Stelling and co do if football didn’t exist?

Lewis Hamilton to marry Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger at Christmas?
[Grid Crasher]

Jose Mourinho may not get an easy ride when Inter face Werder Bremen tonight
[Bild]

Justin Timberlake to host PGA Tour tournament
[Polite Applause]

Manchester Utd aren’t selling any season tickets and it’s all Fergie’s fault
[The Guardian]

More bad news for Fergie - Scholes is out for ten weeks
[Football365]

Former West Ham star Ian Pearce drops down eleven leagues
[The Mirror]

Cheryl Cole and her band attempt singing, but fail

[Watch With Mothers]