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[The Offside]

The next Lewis Hamilton lands whopping sponsorship deal

[Grid Crasher]

How best to cook a set of testicles

[Machochip]

Lindsay Lohan’s out-of-this-world unmentionables spotted

[Egotastic]

Nerdy computer kid goes ballistic

[Today’s BIG Thing]

The worst sports kit of all time

[Polite Applause]

Who will win the Golden Boot?

[Chickendinner]