We’ll find out soon enough if this one’s got legs
The Spoiler will be the first to admit that this one is a little far-fetched, but for fans of preposterous rumour, here goes:
1) Newcastle have found a buyer
2) The lucky winners are a consortium of either Russian or Ukranian businessmen, or both
3) Their business is music
4) They are somehow connected to the Eurovision song contest
5) They will be in charge by the weekend
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3 responses so far
1 Chris H // Oct 13, 2008 at 6:38 pm
LOL you couldn’t make it up could you! Oh wait, you just have. 1/10 for no effort.
2 DJ // Oct 14, 2008 at 7:38 am
Surely you mean, “1/10 for effort”. The score you gave him would indicate he put in considerable effort!
3 JFK // Oct 14, 2008 at 11:20 am
Do you get paid to write this fucking shit you wanker?