Welcome to Sex School, everyone!
The Spoiler has been poking and prodding around for years, getting sex all wrong. It’s humiliating and unsatisfactory, and there is nothing worse than having to thank your wife/girlfriend for putting up with you, you know, like sexually. So thank Christ for former WAG Danielle Lloyd’s new sex column in the gentleman’s favourite, Nuts magazine!
She’s wearing specs, which means she is taking the whole thing very seriously (why else would she risk looking ugly?), and this week, she tells us: “Try a sex ban one night - it’ll leave you both gagging for it next time!”
Great advice, Lloyd. Shouldn’t be too much of a push, to be honest.
[Nuts]
3 responses so far
1 Squee // Oct 15, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Does anyone else think she looks a bit like Elvis?
2 bob marley // Oct 15, 2008 at 10:52 pm
^^^ yes, jus a lil bit
3 sweets // Nov 1, 2008 at 12:40 am
stink if she that good a man would stay with her . she need to wash and stop using white chalk it messin her looks