He’s not the messiah, he’s a very greedy boy

Hey, you love Jesus right? That’s because he was really cool about everything. But what if your nice beardy Jesus man had risen from the dead and returned to earth, livid and suing everyone - Judas, Peter, Herod, Buddha, Satan, Santa, everyone. Then where would your Christianity be? Yeah, exactly, you don’t know.

Which leads us seamlessly to Kevin Keegan, the Newcastle messiah, who is rumoured to be suing the club for £9 million in damages, sobbing about how he was unfairly dismissed, he didn’t want to sell Milner, it was all Llambias’ fault. Could his loyal apostles in the Toon Army really stand by him should he leave such a long smudge on the Newcastle history books?

The messageboards tell us this:

The Non-Believers are growing in numbers…

“He walked like he done before when the going gets tough and this is our king?
sueing the clubs he “apparently” loves?”

“He’ll go down in my estimations if he is sueing. If he’s sueing he’s not screwing ashley over, he’s screwing the club and fans he apparently loves.”

“KK had a failing business that was leaking money like the Titanic and he got offered a 9 million 3 year contract. Of course one of the reasons he came back was for the money. Everything else is spin.I’m not blaming him for that, most folk in the same position would do the same. What bothers me is all this blind devotion to him. Keegan is not a God, never has been, never will be. It’s time some people realised it.”

Yet the Keeganites are still devout…

“if he sues then he deserves some sort of compensation from the clown that is in charge.”

“So if you had a contract in your job and were unfairly sacked would you not claim for unfair dismissal??? Many managers have done this including Robson, so its a fact of life.”

“The man wasnt just here for the bloody money. Why are people getting such horrible opinions on KK, makes me feel sick.”

“Agree he wasnt here for the money, was just an added bonus for him. He does geniunley love the club and i feel he will always want the best for us, the only reason i doubt the sue claims”

And The Spoiler says…

“FREE BARABBAS!”