The edgy entertainment gossip newsletter Popbitch (well known to this site as Tottenham fans and season ticket holders) has this week decided to comment on the Spurs’ casual start to the season with the following joke:

Old Jokes Home:
Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session,
comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how
impressive the pitch is looking.
“It ought to,” replied the groundsman
“We put 70 million quid’s worth of shit on it every week.”