Three Lions nab fourth consecutive win in Minsk

Since the dawn of time, man has pondered whether Stevie G and Lampsie could play in the same team, and last night in the former Soviet nation of Belarus, an emphatic verdict of “sort of” and “err, not really” rang out in pubs across the nation.

Despite his very public fingernail biting earlier in the week, the man who Spoiler readers believed should be dropped played in no fewer than three positions and got his name on the scoresheet with a 30-yard belter. Well done, that man.