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For those of you having trouble balancing your love of God with your heavy metal sensibilities, there is hope.

Harsh punishment alert! Werder Bremen midfielder Carlos Alberto has been awarded an eight match ban in Brazil simply for giving an opponent a tap on the behind
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There’s plenty of money to be made by betting on football multiples - find out how right here
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Video: The new Mini Clubman has been launched with the help of some lingeri-clad vixens
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Why Man United will only beat West Brom by one goal
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African football sex scandal, anyone?
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Tiger Woods’ new golf course
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FIFA 09 is about to drop - are you ready?
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The Major Soccerball League is getting bigger
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