The fat out-of-contract one, not the good one

Before the Abu Dhabi investors moved in and expressed an interest in every attacking player they had ever seen on television, Manchester City were linked with Ronaldo (the one who likes tranvestite prostitutes, not regular ones).

In today’s Sun, there are reports that the unemployed Brazilian’s oft-injured knee is nearly back to full strength, and he is keen to reignite talks with the powers that be at Eastlands. Between bites on a gigantic sandwich, he said:

“I’ve been approached by many clubs but if City make their offer again, I’ll consider it.

“I’m strong and I believe in one or two months I’ll be playing at 100 per cent.”

Would City’s squad benefit from the addition of the late nineties legend in January? Or would they be better off utilising their bottomless pit of cash on younger, less rotund talent? Let us know with a comment below…