Thought you’d seen every Spurs joke this week?
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the Carling Cup win made them smile,
And they knew this could be their chance,
To finally make that big advance,
And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.
But transfer windows made them shiver,
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver…..
Pool, and Berbs to Man U,
You can’t believe it can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried,
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried,
The Day That Tottenham Died !
So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the Goalie,
Well it made Levy Cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie, I bet you wish you were a Magpie.
Did your players eat the poisoned food,
To let Arsenal in and Spoil your mood,
If the fansite tells you so,
Do you believe in Chas n Dave,
Can their music save you from an early grave,
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,
Well, I knew you were set for a let down,
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,
You sacked poor Martin Jol,
And now everyone just laughs out loud,
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,
Your delusion means I couldn’t give a …..,
That to the table bottom you are stuck,
The day the Tottenham died, I started singing……..
So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie, I bet you wish you were a Magpie
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8 responses so far
1 jack1245 // Oct 24, 2008 at 9:14 am
POOR!!!
2 BUNGA // Oct 24, 2008 at 9:19 am
U SAD FUCK UP ALL NIGHT WRITING THAT SHIT WAS YA HOPE U DIE OF SMALLPOX FAGGOT CUNT!
3 Stevenagedude // Oct 24, 2008 at 9:19 am
You’ve got to much time on your hands mate! P.S It is not even very good! My five year old could have done better.
4 davspurs d // Oct 24, 2008 at 9:38 am
Ther is a team not far from me who couldent win like totteny then one day they swallowed Ese and now they run like swarming bees up and down the run allday and now there called the duracells wind them up and watch them run get the ball and have some fun when the teams are tired and knackered stick the ball inside to me iam full of energy then i score a oad of goals and every bodys after me .So if you see us at the top wer only there cos we swallowed Ese.so tell ramos to stop the rot he has to give is boys the the fuckin same or they will be left in the slow lane .thats an ode to fuckin energy cheats that are overunning my beloved spurs with ephedrine energy boosting tablets even in europe udinese second half energetic performance whas identical to stokes extra pace wonderfull places changing roooms is the right name for it we play team of the park then half time comes and the rest is history baffling all but me .
5 Iva Buzov // Oct 24, 2008 at 10:22 am
*weeps* What has my Čarli got himself into?!
6 rodney // Oct 24, 2008 at 11:42 am
great poem…..spurs are a shit team really suits them and the situation
7 607 // Oct 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Davspurs d - slow down man! What are you trying to tell us? Just take a breath. What is totteny? Who is after you? It’s just a game, dude - try not to let it upset you like this.
8 stew // Oct 25, 2008 at 8:54 am
you spurs fan s really have inferiority complex ;)