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Prior to Joey Barton’s weekend badge kiss, we told Sky News the Newcastle star’s role model status wouldn’t last long

Lamborghini donates a high-tech Gallardo to the Italian police
[Grid Crasher]

The WAGs attend a fashion show
[Kickette]

LA Galaxy star is keen on a Premier League move (and no, it’s not that LA Galaxy star)
[Sky Sports]

Andy Murray is a winning machine
[Polite Applause]

Nuns obviously aren’t affected by the global crunch, as this lot have just invested in a Croatian football team
[The Beautiful Game]

Cristiano Ronaldo wins an award (and it’s not an Oscar for that fake injury at the weekend)
[Football 365]