Scorned ex-WAG confirms what we already know

We all know Cristiano Ronaldo is passionate about chasing money and women of loose morals, but it seems his greatest love wears Manchester Utd’s number seven. In yesterday’s News of the World, C-Ron’s summer project Nereida Gallardo (pictured above in her preferred state of dress) revealed the ridiculous lengths the Portuguese goes to in order to maintain his preened appearance. Here are some of the sexy highlights:

• “He likes his body to be smooth all over and would even use a hair removal cream. He would also use tubs of moisturiser, coating every part of his body, at least twice a day.”

• “He has his initials and the number seven all over the place. It’s on the doors, the coffee tables and there are mirrors everywhere. He loves looking at himself and playing with his hair.”

• “His house is full of mirrors so he’s always walking around glancing at himself.”

• “He has curly hair and liked me to use my hair straighteners to do it for him.”

The Spanish “model” and possible escort also labelled Ronaldo a “coward” for dumping her via text message (would it have hurt him to pen an email?) and that he phones his mummy every day for relationship advice. If you have any doubt over her revelations, bare in mind she is talking about a man who kept his sunglasses on during sex to hide a black eye.

Spoiler bonus: Click here for new photos of Nerieda and a video interview narrated by a girl who sounds like she’s been dragged straight out of Faces nightclub