Jermain Defoe boffs yet another glamour girl
Essex girl Chantelle Houghton came to the nation’s attention when she highlighted the farcical nature of Celebrity Big Brother, easily winning the competition despite having no fame whatsoever. She then married fellow contestant Samuel Preston (the hypocritical chap from that band who had a fantastic first album that contained lyrics heavily criticising those who “sell out”) and slowly worked her way towards an inexplicable massive fortune.
These days, Chantelle does her best Jordan impression, hanging around London nightclubs with fellow WAG wannabes Chanelle Hayes and not-a-racist Danielle Lloyd. The latter is currently very angry with her former BBF for going where so many sketchy virtuous girls have gone before - into the arms of prolific nightclub swordsman Jermain Defoe.
Chantelle, pictured above with aforementioned Z-lister Chanelle Hayes, is a published author (her autobiography Living The Dream sold a hefty 5,000 copies) and also came second in The Independent’s ‘Britain’s Happiest People’ poll.
In addition to her boob jobs, Chantelle is also considering the terrifying possibility of a “face job“.
Spoiler bonus: Enjoy Chantelle miming along to a pop track that was never released by a band she was never in while in the Celeb BB house…
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8 responses so far
1 Randall Wade // Nov 13, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Why refer to beautiful women such as Danielle, Chantelle, and Chanelle as “Z-listers”? They are certainly more attractive than skeletal cadavers like Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, or Keira Knightly. Let’s be proud of our British sex symbols.
2 Ryan Bailey // Nov 13, 2008 at 2:25 pm
The term isn’t a slight on their beauty, Randall, it’s a reference to their (low) position on the celebrity hierarchy.
Indeed we should be proud that these girls with no discernable talent or way of contributing to society can command so many tabloid column inches.
3 Martin // Nov 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Don’t even put Danielle Lloyd with the like of Chanel or Chantelle Houghton Danielle made her Celebrity Name by winning Miss England and Miss Great Britain and had a very good modeling career before she was a “Celebrity” as for Defoe Danielle is well over him Midget’s are not in her signts! unlike Chantelle it will all end in tears! in Fact I must say Chanel is even better than chantelle at least she has a little more class than that trollop.
4 Dawn Stevenson // Nov 26, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Not quite right in regards to Danielle not contributing to society, I think owning and employing models for her agency is contributing to society. And winning 2 national beauty contests can hardly be called not having a discernable talent IMO, you do not just turn up for these competitions, you have to win a lot of smaller competitions before getting to the major ones. She is more beautiful than Chanelle and Chantelle put together, and as for Defoe, well Chantelle is welcome to the cheating rat, Danielle has moved on from him a long time ago. I’ll wait for the NOTW story at some point abiut his cheating on Chantelle, although to be honest she would still stay with him, as she is desperate to be with him and has worked very hard to get him.
5 tayla bianca xxx // Dec 19, 2008 at 2:49 pm
omfg! seriously wat is jermain doin wit er the dirty litttle slut nd by da way jermain is nt a lil midget hes a sort ! nd ya he may of cheated on danielle bt look at er da slut (even dough chantell is one too )
6 vickyymayy.x // Dec 19, 2008 at 2:54 pm
erghh god look at chantelle she just as ugly as danielle and dawn stevenson wat the fuck yu chattin bout love i aint bein funny i comes from pompey were jermain plays and ave spoke to him loads of tyms nd hes one of the nicest men yu will meet so shut up commentin on him wen yu dnt even no im nd danielle nd chantelle are both sluts gettin der bodys out for magazines for money desprete is all i gotta say nd i aint bein funny but dirty pervs look at them magazines atleast jermain has class nd just runs round a pitch dnt get everythin out for moneyy so dawn love dnt bother writtin backk cause yur comment aint wanted so thanks a bunch love the rest wont be needed .
7 jamsey // Dec 20, 2008 at 6:14 pm
she is better than charelotte meares she is a muppet
8 angelina,toes // Jan 14, 2009 at 4:45 am
mr defoe is a cheat cus i was doin it all with him round same time i thought he was a good guy but he full of crap and has a dick like 101 dalmation ,if u seen it u would know what i mean,
good luck to the BBsuperstar ,