Pompey keeper only needs three wheels

Tony Adams appears to be making his mark on the Portsmouth squad via the medium of embarrassing old automobiles - for giving the worst performance on the training pitch, David James was made to drive around in a Del Boy-esque Reliant Robin.

To compound the embarrassment, the speaker on the top plays farmyard animal noises (is it the sound of a donkey, Tony?) and there’s a pretty array of flowers on the dashboard.

Perhaps if Mr James spent less time with his cigarettes and games consoles, he would spend less time in the old banger…

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