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WithLeather discover the most fantastically useless invention ever: the Treadmobile

London 2012 bosses are desperately trying to stop the Olympics plunging us further into financial turmoil
[SportsByBrooks]

After wasting hundreds of thousands of pounds of Newcastle’s wage bill, Poor little lamb Joey Barton out injured for two months
[Football365]

Michael Ballack won’t face England this week, but is all set to play for Chelsea on Saturday. Hmmm…
[Bild]

Arsenal aren’t the only ones having doubts about their manager - Bernd Schuster’s Real madrid days are numbered
[Dirty Tackle]

Rant: Alan Hansen and co are horrible pundits
[Soccerlens]

Former Jermain Defoe lovers Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and Charlotte Mears flee violence at a London awards ceremony
[Daily Mail]

The ten best teenage footballers in the world
[Caught Offside]

The top 10 girls of the 2008 F1 season
[Grid Crasher]

Sexy bonus: photo coverage of last week’s “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World” contest
[The Aussie Daily Telegraph]