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The Offside remind us of the best way to stop a pitch invader: a good ol’ knee to the face

Video: Some Greek fan violence from last weekend
[The Beautiful Game]

Christina Surer is the hottest racing driver EVER
[Grid Crasher]

An American take on Ebbsfleet Utd
[NY Times]

Video: French rugby star knocked out by horror tackle
[Polite Applause]

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I am the first, second and third best player in the world.”
[Football365]

MLS stars hang out with Coldplay, get bored very quickly
[The Offside Rules]

Claude Makelele’s wife Noemie Lenoir at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
[Kickette]