Ronaldo and co to buy each other cheap tat

“Secret Santa” systems are usually reserved for drab offices full of mutual loathing, but two years ago Jose Mourinho also “raised morale” at Chelsea with a secret present draw. This year, the highly paid stars at Manchester Utd will refrain from grotesque spending gestures, parting with just £5 for Christmas gifts:

“Alex didn’t want the lads openly flaunting their wealth this Christmas, with most families struggling.”

So spending as little as a fiver will go down well. A few players already have their thinking caps on about what might be appropriate and raise a giggle.”

If the players are struggling for worthless rubbish to give each other gift ideas, they should visit this site - there’s a “strip tease pen” for C-Ron, something called a “Moody Face” for Berbatov and a charming Hello Kitty letter set, with which Carlos Tevez could write to the many beautiful women he is [allegedly] having affairs with.

[The Sun]