Pretty little Dane picks the perfect moment to wear pink boots

Sorry Arsenal, the days of Patrick Vieira screaming in people’s faces and fighting all the way to victory are long gone. Now it’s all about captains who who whinge about their peers and forwards who wear pink boots.

As promised, Nicklas Bendtner was the prettiest thing at the Eastlands ball on Saturday, but his new pumps didn’t help him bag his second league goal of the season…