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Grid Crasher have uncensored shots from the 2009 Pirelli Calendar. As you can see, it’s very “elephanty” [NSFW]

Arsenal finally hire the Daniel Levy look-alike we told you about last week
[Football365]

The top 20 future England stars
[Soccerlens]

Michael Ballack just won’t keep his mouth shut
[Bild]

A certain angry chef turns to David Beckham for help over his alledged affair
[Unprofessional Foul]

How the Bundesliga is doing better financially than the Premiership
[The Offside]

Theo Walcott’s injury could cost the FA millions
[Fantasy Sport Net]