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“Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham would make great pole dancers”

December 2nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

The Spoiler

Footballer-turned-stripper enlightens us for no particular reason

David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo work the pole

Eva Roob aka Samira Summers is the FC Nuremberg midfielder who made ends meet by trading in her football boots for six-inch clear plastic heels. The stripper and bongo film star has now started her own “go-go dancer” agency, and was asked by German football mag 11 Freunde which current football stars would be best suited to the greasy pole:

“Maybe David Beckham. And of course Cristiano Ronaldo”

The public nakedness expert also gave a damning verdict when asked whether any of her fellow countrymen could follow in her footsteps and start a career in sexy dancing:

“There are no suitable Germans. Many find Michael Ballack attractive but I think he would be too awkward.”

Is there any real point to this ridiculous story? Was it just a flimsy excuse to post a video of Eva Roob stripping? Check it out after the jump before you cast your stones, friends…

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Posted: December 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey



2 responses so far

  • 1 Brooks // Dec 2, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    That picture is going to fuel my nightmares for weeks to come.

  • 2 C Ronaldo // Dec 22, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    love the touched up becks and ronny images. the Michael Ballack comment was priceless, that’s not to say that there aren’t many German men who would look sexy in a g-string and boa.

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