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Revealed: The reason for Roy Keane’s failure

December 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Wondering how Roy Keane’s fortunes changed? It wasn’t anything to do with overspending, tactics or confidence, it was all down to his ambivalent attitude towards facial hair. Observe:

20th September 2008
Facial hair status: clean shaven

Result: 2-0 win over Middlesbrough

27th September 2008
Facial hair status: gruff

Result: 1-0 loss to Aston Villa

25th October 2008
Facial hair status: smoother than an Arsenal reserve player’s backside

Result: 2-1 win over Newcastle

29th November2008
Facial hair status: Arctic fisherman

Result: 4-1 hammering by Bolton

Note to Paul Ince: DON’T GROW A BEARD!

Tags: Beard, Manager, Roy Keane, Sunderland

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Posted: December 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

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1 response so far

1 Raph88 // Dec 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm

nice work ryan.
almost as good as the ‘tevez’s mum visits’ post.

although you guys earlier missed the chance to use ‘A-SBOBET’ in the west ‘chav’ ham new sponsors post.