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Franz “Herr Moans-a-lot” Beckenbauer has criticised the pink boot brigade. Judging by the snazzy outfit above, he should probably keep his mouth shut.
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Setanta Sports News’ Charlotte Jackson is not attractive. Oh wait, she’s extremely attractive
[With Leather]

Tevez: Don’t blame me for Tevezgate
[Football365]

What’s Jenson Button going to do now?
[Grid Crasher]

Cristiano Ronaldo might have joined Arsenal, loves Professor Wenger
[Daily Mail]

Is Alan Curbishley about ot move to the north east?
[chickendinner]

Cheryl Cole takes her husband and her cleavage out to dinner
[Mirror]

David Beckham’s New Zealand welcome
[Dirty Tackle]