Streaker, give us a wave, streaker streaker, give us a wave

This happy chap has realised that the key to a successful streak is:

a) In winter, protect your shrunken modesty beneath a sock

b) Stroll around the pitch with a cheeky insouciance that puts one in mind of a young George Best. Then the crowd will be on your side

And the football? For the record, Grays Athletic beat York City 1-0 in the Blue Square Premier league to pick up their first away points of the season.