Our friends at Popbitch show us how the French striker rolls

On a first date, not every Premier League star squires their lady to a private booth at China White before the inevitable steamrollering session. Clearly short on leisure time, Nicolas Anelka prefers to combine mundane shopping tasks with romance:

Not all premiership footballers know how to charm the ladies. One WAG-wannabe told us about her date with Nicholas Anelka. His big plan for his lady? A trip to Tesco. There was no second date. Maybe Nick just doesn’t care. A satellite TV firm assures us that he has a subscription to almost all the porn channels any man could possibly want.