Can Eduardo handle GCSE maths?

Yesterday we told you about Arsenal’s work for the Teenage Cancer Trust, specifically the moonlighting of William Gallas and Kolo Toure as nail technicicans.

Today, we bring you the 90-second ad to promote the cause, which is narrated by Little Britain’s Matt Lucas (who is a Gooner). It features Bacary Sagna as a chauffeur, Emmanuel Adebayor and Gael Clichy in funny wigs, and Cesc Fabregas, er, signing autographs. Best of all, there’s chipmunk-faced Eduardo too - and his leg doesn’t look funny anymore!