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Robin van Persie and his CGI friends want you to buy football boots
[101GG]

Manchester United get one of the worst Champions League draws possible
[chickendinner]

Google wants you to hire Rodney Marsh for your next social function
[Off The Post]

Is ‘Arry going to bring Steve Finnan back to the UK?
[Daily Mail]

An anatomy of an internet rumour
[Deadspin]

Steve Sidwell loves the Rocky franchise, so has named his new son Rocko. Um, why not Rocky?
[Kickette]

Friday treat: A lost Heidi Klum photoshoot
[Derober]