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Not-unattractive WAG Guilia Siegel is about to star in Germany’s version of I’m a Celebrity. More pictures and info right here.

Manchester Utd have finally completed the transfer of Zoran Tosic and the other Serbain guy
[Football365]

Former Wimbledon striker Marcus Gayle believes Lampard and Gerrard need “20 millimetres of wood”
[The Telegraph]

The top ten Steven Gerrard arrest jokes
[Off The Post]

Joe Kinnear vowed he would stay, but Shay Given wants to quit the Toon
[Sky Sports]

Philipp Lahm to Manchester City?
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