Also appearing on a computer near you…

Perhaps it was the groundsman’s last day
[Deadspin]

Everything you need to know about the Derby/ Manchester United Carling Cup semi tonight
[chickendinner]

Oh dear - Portsmouth are after Joey Barton
[Sky Sports]

The Professor says Aaron Ramsey isn’t ready yet
[Setanta]

Once again, Cristiano Ronaldo has broken out the hotpants
[Kickette]

Jermain Defoe rocks the Dickensian look
[Off The Post]

Skiing upside down without any trousers is uncomfortable
[WithLeather]

Bolton are looking for a Brazilian
[Footy Latest]

Cheaters never prosper. Oh wait, they do
[Soccerlens]

Liverpool are tracking a value-for-money Spaniard
[Caught Offside]