Mystic Meg better watch her back

As you may have gathered by now, The Spoiler is a huge fan of Mark Lawrenson’s BBC prediction column. And while this week’s edition didn’t contain quite as much nonsense as we have become accustomed to, he more than made up for it with the above gem about West Ham.

Lawro claims that West Ham are unpredictable, but then goes on to predict that they will remain impossible to predict for the rest of the season. Hmm.

At least he stayed true to the unpredictability theme with his verdict for Saturday’s match, highlighting West Ham’s recent wins and Newcastle’s losses before prophesying that Joe Kinnear’s side will come out on top.