We’re not the only ones who thought Belgian’s new deal was a joke

Ritchie de Laet, who has only played twelve professional games (none of which were for previous club Stoke) has spoken out about his dream move to Old Trafford:

“I’m really shocked, to be honest,” he said.

“We have talked about it for two weeks and, at first, I didn’t think it would go through.

“I first heard about their interest when my agent rang and said do you fancy Manchester United? I thought he was joking.

The Belgian is realistic about chances of making the team, saying that at the very minimum he will get Manchester Utd on his CV. A bit like the groundsman. And the chap who sells hot dogs in the Stretford End…

Quote of the day, however, goes to Tony Pulis for his cute assessment of his Stoke’s transfer policy:

“We are not at Crufts, we are at Battersea Dog’s Home. We go looking for strays, get them in and cuddle them.”