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Former Gunner Gilberto Silva is tragically shot in the back during a Greek Super League game last night
[101 Great Goals]

Joe Kinnear gets an earful from a Newcastle fan
[BBC]

Roman Abramovich will sue over claims he is to sell Chelsea
[Sport Network]

Man City want Hamburg star Nigel de Jong, apparently
[Football365]

Alex Ferguson believes he can hijack ‘Arry’s Wilson Palacios bid
[Daily Mail]

Victoria Beckham is literally bending over backwards to be a better underwear model than her husband
[Kickette]