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Rock, paper, scissors: Pep Guardiola, Rafa Benitez and Juande Ramos have found a unique way of settling the Champions League
[Off The Post]

Does shouting at players really work? Mourinho seems to think so
[The Offside]

The Italian press believes Beckham wants to stay in Milan
[Daily Mail]

Stevie G had his Magistrates’ Court appearance today, he denied the charges
[Sky Sports]

Cheryl Cole is surprised to see you
[Kickette]

Football-based drama over in Canadialand
[Unprofessional Foul]

Sony and Arsenal FC want to put action replays on your PSP
[t3]

Rich Arabs set to test Roman Abramovich’s resolve
[BBC]