No footballer is safe from the Essex model’s “charms”

Those who likes their WAGs with ridiculous breast implants, dozens of incongruous tattoos and absolutely no concept of shame are in luck today.

Jodie Marsh first entered the national consciousness by documenting her quest to become a topless model in reality TV show Essex Wives. She then decided to go outside wearing nothing but an array of belts, and has been entertaining us with her dry witticisms and highly lauded TV appearances (Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up the Aisle?, It’s Me or the Dog) ever since.

In 2004, Jodie claimed she had a steamy liaison with Frank Lampard, but her bona fide ticket into the world of WAGdom comes from Marcus Palmer, the Solihull Moors (Conference North) striker who put up with her for a few months last year.

Jodie has been engaged to a DJ (who split with her because of her “poor personal hygiene”), married to Jordan’s ex boyfriend (for two months), and has enjoyed relationships with Fran Cosgrove and Calum Best. After that stunning dating record, it’s little surprise that Ms. Marsh claims to like the ladies these days.

Spoiler bonus: The odds that Russell Brand didn’t have sex with Jodie are alarmingly slim…

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