The very latest scurrilous deadline day rumours…

With less than an hour to go, it looks like the two biggest deals of the season are about to go through…

The most dragged-out transfer deal in the world is nearly complete! Arsenal have agreed personal terms with Andrei Arshavin and a fee with Zenit, but the Russian club are currently trying to get half of his signing on fee.

Good news Tottenham fans: your Irish saviour is a few pen pushes away from playing football again, as Liverpool have officially agreed a fee with Spurs.

Charles Insomnia has officially signed a three-and-a-half year deal with Wigan. Joe Kinnear must be devastated.

Jo has officially completed his move to Everton.

Sky Sports are reporting that Manchester City may have met Blackburn’s £25m asking price for Roque Santa Cruz. A few minutes ago, the deal was “90 per cent on”. Can Allardyce and co swueeze another few million out of them before five?

It looks like Tony Adam’s last act at Pompey will not be the signing of Gio Dos Santos. The deal has fallen through.